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Graham Chapman: A funny eulogy by John Cleese

Published: 1/2/2024

In the solemn moments of a eulogy, we often find ourselves grappling with the weight of grief, the heaviness of loss and the challenge of commemorating a life well-lived. But when the life in question is that of someone as remarkable as Graham Chapman, a man who revelled in the absurdity of existence and dared to take nothing too seriously, the context of a eulogy becomes something entirely unique.

Eric Idle, John Cleese and Graham Chapman, Michael Palin and Terry Jones in a scene from the 1983 Monty Python film The Meaning of Life.
Eric Idle, John Cleese and Graham Chapman, Michael Palin and Terry Jones in a scene from the 1983 Monty Python film The Meaning of Life.

For Graham, laughter was not just a coping mechanism, but a way of life-a potent elixir that he shared generously with all who knew him. As you prepare to read the full transcript of the eulogy presented by his dear friend and Monty Python comrade, John Cleese, let us be reminded that in such moments of remembrance, humour becomes a cherished tool.

Join us now as we share a eulogy unlike any other, where laughter and fond memories intermingle, a fitting tribute to a man who, even in his passing, imparts the timeless lesson: life should never be taken too seriously.

Graham Chapman Eulogy

Presented by John Cleese

Graham Chapman, co-author of the 'Parrot Sketch,' is no more.

He has ceased to be, bereft of life, he rests in peace, he has kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed his last, and gone to meet the Great Head of Light Entertainment in the sky, and I guess that we're all thinking how sad it is that a man of such talent, such capability, the kindness, of such unusual intelligence should now be so suddenly spirited away at the age of only forty-eight, before he'd achieved many of the things of which he was capable, and before he'd had enough fun.

Well, I feel that I should say, "Nonsense. Good riddance to him, the freeloading bastard! I hope he fries. "

And the reason I think I should say this is, he would never forgive me if I didn't, if I threw away this glorious opportunity to shock you all on his behalf. Anything for him but mindless good taste. I could hear him whispering in my ear last night as I was writing this:

"Alright, Cleese, he was saying. You're very proud of being the very first person to ever to say 'sh**' on British television. If this service is really for me, just for starters, I want you to become the first person ever at a British memorial service to say 'f***'!"

You see, the trouble is, I can't. If he were here with me now I would probably have the courage, because he always emboldened me. But the truth is, I lack his balls, his splendid defiance. And so I'll have to content myself instead with saying 'Betty Mardsen…' 

But bolder and less inhibited spirits than me follow today. Jones and Idle, Gilliam and Palin. Heaven knows what the next hour will bring in Graham's name. Trousers dropping, blasphemers on pogo sticks, spectacular displays of high-speed farting, synchronized incest. One of the four is planning to stuff a dead ocelot and a 1922 Remington typewriter up his own arse to the sound of the second movement of Elgar's cello concerto. And that's in the first half.

Because you see, Gray would have wanted it this way. Really. Anything for him but mindless good taste. And that's what I'll always remember about him-apart, of course, from his Olympian extravagance. He was the prince of bad taste. He loved to shock. In fact, Gray, more than anyone I knew, embodied and symbolised all that was most offensive and juvenile in Monty Python. And his delight in shocking people led him on to greater and greater feats. I like to think of him as the pioneering beacon that beat the path along which fainter spirits could follow.

Some memories. I remember writing the undertaker speech with him, and him suggesting the punch line, 'All right, we'll eat her, but if you feel bad about it afterwards, we'll dig a grave and you can throw up into it.' I remember discovering in 1969, when we wrote every day at the flat where Connie Booth and I lived, that he'd recently discovered the game of printing four-letter words on neat little squares of paper, and then quietly placing them at strategic points around our flat, forcing Connie and me into frantic last minute paper chases whenever we were expecting important guests.

I remember him at BBC parties crawling around on all fours, rubbing himself affectionately against the legs of grey-suited executives, and delicately nibbling the more appetising female calves. Mrs. Eric Morecambe remembers that too.

I remember his being invited to speak at the Oxford union, and entering the chamber dressed as a carrot-a full length orange tapering costume with a large, bright green sprig as a hat-and then, when his turn came to speak, refusing to do so. He just stood there, literally speechless, for twenty minutes, smiling beatifically. The only time in world history that a totally silent man has succeeded in inciting a riot.

I remember Graham receiving a Sun newspaper TV award from Reggie Maudling. Who else! And taking the trophy falling to the ground and crawling all the way back to his table, screaming loudly, as loudly as he could. And if you remember Gray, that was very loud indeed.

It is magnificent, isn't it? You see, the thing about shock… is not that it upsets some people, I think; I think that it gives others a momentary joy of liberation, as we realised in that instant that the social rules that constrict our lives so terribly are not actually very important.

Well, Gray can't do that for us anymore. He's gone. He is an ex-Chapman. All we have of him now is our memories. But it will be some time before they fade.

By Kirsten Jakubenko

Sources:

  • https://www.newstalk.com/news/infamous-last-words-how-a-monty-python-eulogy-became-the-worlds-most-memorable-send-off-656869

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